Halp. I’m turning into the spiritual woo-woo person I used to loathe

I haven’t bought any crystals off of Etsy. Yet.

Harmony S

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I remember when I was 17 and 18. I was so…logical. Dismissive of all things spiritual. I used to be the perfect /r/atheism redditor. Pick fights with religious people? Sounds like a perfect way to pass Friday night. Who cares if I made them feel small. Maybe things are better off that way and they’ll lose their silly fantasies and fairy tales!

Life was one big accident. Oh, and it was nothing special. The universe came from nothing. Like, why not? We have no evidence otherwise of a creator. And who created the creator, anyway? All of our emotions have some evolutionary algorithmic purpose that’s self driven, without any shred of conscious purpose.

I didn’t need anything to worship. I had Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, and Lawrence Krauss to explain the world to me. I also had an enormous library (I really did, actually). I thought books = righteousness.

Sadly, it’s taken me nearly a decade to break free from the shackles of false intellectualism.

I was raised as a Christian. Like, perfect WASP (white anglo-saxon protestant) material. Mommy enrolled me in Bible school just to pass the hot summer days. All I remember is juice and cookies and singing “Jesus loves me”. Tame stuff. We didn’t do anything crazy like what you see in like Jesus Camp. Remember that creepy documentary from 2006?

I don’t know why but Christian Evangelicalism still doesn’t appeal to me though I understand it’s pull. Imagine you’re coming into the new world of Evangelical rhetoric as, let’s say, a criminal. Teen mom who made some shitty decisions with boys. A former addict. Now I don’t know what leading any of those lives is like. But I do know what being the scapegoat is like in some folk’s lives. To be thought of as a fuck up with no future and you have no value to the world. You just can’t seem to get your shit together.

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Harmony S

H A P P Y and you should be TOO!!! LIFE IS AMAZING 👏🦝🦄🌺🍭I write for ILLUMINATION, The Memoirist, Fuck Niches, and The Orange Journal.