I say we help out y'all writers by developing an AI that opens any random page and autoscrolls at a very slow rate. Or something. (Dear Medium developers please DO NOT take this seriously THIS IS… - Harmony S - Medium

How Much Medium Pays for One Hour Reading Time?

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May 2, 2022

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I say we help out y'all writers by developing an AI that opens any random page and autoscrolls at a very slow rate. Or something.

(Dear Medium developers please DO NOT take this seriously THIS IS SATIRE!!!)

Harmony S

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H A P P Y and you should be TOO!!! LIFE IS AMAZING 👏🦝🦄🌺🍭I write for ILLUMINATION, The Memoirist, Fuck Niches, and The Orange Journal.

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